Comments on motherbumper: contagious illusions of grandeur

I heard about both the rat guano AND the bug eggs....

2009-06-25T07:19:26.014-04:00

I heard about both the rat guano AND the bug eggs. I am very careful about where I stick my tongue!!!!!(Usually!)

Is it still bad to drink from the can if you wash ...

2009-06-24T21:10:21.281-04:00

Is it still bad to drink from the can if you wash the outside first?

I usually use a little makeup sponge and water to "lick" my envelopes. I heard a story about some woman getting some sort of bug eggs in her tongue from an envelope and can't bring myself to do it anymore. I have no idea if that's a true story, but ewwww.

I just hate the way the envelope sticky feels bene...

2009-06-24T20:09:47.800-04:00

I just hate the way the envelope sticky feels beneath my tongue. It's like my tongue got raped.

oh lord. i rarely drink pop, but if i do, it's wit...

2009-06-24T15:22:02.122-04:00

oh lord. i rarely drink pop, but if i do, it's with a straw. i also wipe the lids of cans clean before i open them, as i once heard that rat guano is ALWAYS found on the lids of cans due to the amount of time they sit in warehouses/trucks.

*shudder*

p.s. i'm surprised elisabeth hasselback can even write her name.

Two words for you: glue. stick. You're welcome. ...

2009-06-24T14:25:46.612-04:00

Two words for you: glue. stick. You're welcome. ;) I won't lick envelopes and use straws in cans for the same germy reasons. *shudders*

NEVER tell your slightly-hard-of-hearing busy supe...

2009-06-24T12:03:26.008-04:00

NEVER tell your slightly-hard-of-hearing busy supervisor that you'd like one of those sponges with the bottle attached.

She rounded on me. 'You want LIQUOR? At WORK?'

*Why yes* I thought to myself, *that would be LOVELY.*

But no. 'No, I want a LICKER.'

Seriously. They sell them at office supply stores.

Clear nail polish my friend, I use that to seal th...

2009-06-24T11:12:04.481-04:00

Clear nail polish my friend, I use that to seal the envelopes because aside from the germs I am afraid of the papercuts to the tongue. And trust me I am just that accident prone it could happen.