She doesn’t even really know who she is but here goes something:
Katie is motherbumper, the narrator of this show and Nick (aka SB) is her partner in crime. Gigi is six AND A HALF! and never lets them forget it.
Contrary to popular belief, Katie is not a pink bear.
Emmett is the cat and for all intent and purpose is the antagonist in most motherbumper posts.
Katie has been called a ‘mom blogger‘ on more than one occasion and that’s probably because it’s true.
Evidence to support that ‘mom blogger‘ statement includes her role as the co-founder of The Bad Moms Club plus her addiction to Twitter where she roams freely with other mom bloggers who seem to dominate the space most days.
Somehow she does all this ‘mom blogger’ business while working full-time as an IT nerd outside the home. This basically means her Blackberry is permanently grafted to her right hand.
She also can be found snapping pictures of creepy clowns, saucy squirrels, and Eternity with extra sparkles using Instagram and that basically means her iPhone is permanently grafted to her left hand.
That’s right, she loves both her Blackberry AND her iPhone and when people ask about her smartphone polygamy, she yells about her heart is big enough for both and stuff about both satisfying different needs dammit! That rant makes total sense to anyone who has used both devices. Blackberry = Life organized, iPhone = App heaven. If her phones were on Big Love, Blackberry would be Barb, iPhone would be Margie, and the land line would be Nicky.
On any given weekday it is sweet relief to Katie that she has that IT job. She finds that the whine levels are lower at the office compared to home – most days.
Katie is a productive member of social networks and is certified as housebroken on many bookmarking sites:
Twitter
Pinterest
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contact: motherbumper at gmail dot com
